I am stuck on Band-Aid brand

thegleefulhouseelf:

kaliforniaa-dreamerr:

theamazingrigby:

sodamnrelatable:

do you ever just look at your homework like this

I look at people like this

I look at everything like this

I look like this

(via awkward-disaster)

sexualfavours:

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE

(via greenmarioshouse)

internetdouchebag:

my pastor texted me

(via m4ge)

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(via m4ge)

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(via i-wouldnt-dream-so-high)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via i-wouldnt-dream-so-high)

squldward:

scraggay:

darkdaysbrightnights:

scraggay:

MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER

GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK

ARREST HER

IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM

THAT’S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT FOR DRINKING THE FUCKING MILK

(Source: growlithed)

boydivision:

when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T 

(via i-wouldnt-dream-so-high)